Jackson's 95 Theses - Thesis 17
Out of love for the truth and the desire to bring it to light, the following propositions are set forth.Seventeen: It is Mortally Cruel, in conditions of bitter cold and new snow, to Require canine companions to Suffer the elements in order to execute Natural bodily functions. This imposition is made all the more Onerous by the necessity to perform the ritual Search for the Perfect spot to pee.
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