January 29, 2005

Jackson's 95 Theses - Thesis 31


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Out of love for the truth and the desire to bring it to light, the following propositions are set forth.

Thirty-one: It is Mortally offensive for canine companions to be Purposefully and Deliberately subjected to the haughty Affronts of cats. Such daily Humiliations are contrary to the laws of Nature, in that of the two animal companions it is the cat that is the Smaller and Weaker (viz., several cats would be Required to ingest a single canine, whereas a single canine could with ease ingest several felines).