February 19, 2005

Jackson's 95 Theses - Thesis 51


Photograph by It'sGreg.
Out of love for the truth and the desire to bring it to light, the following propositions are set forth.

Fifty-one: The singular relationship between Dog and Stick cannot be fully comprehended by Humans. Therefore it is Immoral for a Human to purposely and willfully interfere with a Stick when it is Contrary to the wishes of the Dog. Such acts are a Transgression of the First Order must be universally recognized as such.

posted by greg @ 4:24 PM